| Name | Nickname | Date Of Birth |
|---|---|---|
| Ian White | P*n*s/Whitie | 28/04/64 |
| Sex | Position | Previous Clubs |
| Male | Foward [But Mainly Do Not Get A Kit] | Swanscombe Legion |
| Favourite Club | Most Memorable Moment | Worst Moment |
| Arsenal | Winning Kent Cup With Swans Leg | Losing In Q-Final Of Kent Cup |
| Favourite Song | Favourite Artist | Favourite Actor |
| Lucky Stars | Commodores | |
| Favourite Actress | Favourite Film | Favourite Food/Meal |
| Meg Ryan | Sound Of Music | Steak |
| Likes | Dislikes | Ambitions |
| Football/Drinking/Going To Amsterdam | Working | Win The Lottery |